“The Beaver of Mather Park” by Ernestus Jiminy Chald

I saw an old beaver in Mather Park this morning wearing an oversized stove pipe hat that was made from the skin of Abraham Lincoln.  Peeking out from his breast pocket — he was also wearing a rather dapper custom-tailored Ulster overcoat — I could see the tattered remnants of an old letter with faintly visible words scrawled across it in faded red ink: “Mi vendica . . . .”

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